• This Week’s Pulp Purchase: Brenda Starr, “Girl Reporter”

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  “Gutter Helmet”

• Corporkorate Martini Fiesta!

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  In Which I Take Issue With the Ancient “Heart” Song “Barracuda”

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  Replies to Exciting Emailed Totally Legit Interweb Opportunities: Hannah Rasheed’s 8.7 Million Dollars

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  Rodent Station Number 9

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  Stolen Fruits

• Gojira: for No Good Reason

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  Replies to Exciting Emailed Totally Legit Interweb Opportunities : Yu Zhendong’s Purloined 18.5 Million

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  Vomit Boy

• A Postcard of the Massive Gravel Pit at the Top of the Lower Peninsula

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  Dog

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  So Here I Sit

• A Devilgirl for No Good Reason

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  Pharma-Go-Go