Disastrous 8th album release of Moist Towelette, featuring MT’s electronic bagpipe drone-dirge anthem “Victoria Bay,” reputed to be 39.5 minutes long, although no listener can be found willing to sit through and verify the full duration.
Also featured on this album were the lesser-known, less excruciating but just-as-unpopular songs:
“Saturated”
“Reorder Number One-Seven-Eight-Oh-Four-Oh”
“Quality Products”
“Mildy Fragrant (That’s My Mildred)”
“For Everyday Needs”
“Office, Recreational, Travel, Camping & Home Use (AKA O-R-T-C & H use!)”
“Like a Folded Napkin”
“Made in Totawa, New Jersey”
Moist Towelette Album Cover # 7: “Freshette”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #6: “Fresh Nap”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #5: “IF YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #4: “Royal Fingerbowl”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #3: “American Towelette”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #2: “Oo o”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #1: The eponymous album
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