After 4 albums of disappointing record sales, we reach Moist Towelette’s Anti-Corporate Manifesto “IF YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN” (2007). The stark stupid-looking apple logo insults both record labels and computer companies, suspended on a dingy background, subtly labeled with a small “SM:” Draw your own conclusions.

Flip Side:

Includes the scathing songs:

“IF YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN (you’re doing it wrong)”
“Self Dries in Seconds”
“Hygiene Simmons of KISS”
“Tear Packet”
“O My Napkindred”

Moist Towelette Album Cover #4: “Royal Fingerbowl”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #3: “American Towelette”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #2: “Oo o”
Moist Towelette Album Cover #1: The eponymous album