Boy, our Pure Michigan Hero Ri¢hie Ri¢k $nyder is sure the wrong dude to have control over a state with access to a quarter of the fresh water in the world. He’s also the wrong dude to have for a governor if you’re a poor minority in an urban area, because he’ll illegally depose your elected officials and pipe in poison, evidently. Pleased to see the ACLU is at work, Pleased to see the media coverage, despite Flint is a tragically celebrity-deprived area. Sorry that SOME PEOPLE AROUND HERE thought Ri¢k $nyder was all “centrist” and stuff (Suckers).

p.s. You can tell I’m mad: when I use comic sans because nothing else imparts stupidity so lucidly