What is it about the common restaurant-issued single-serving Moist Towelette that inspires such artistic achievement?

This is the second design that I’ve posted- here’s the first– I manipulated colors, but the designs are just the way that Jolene hands ’em to you with your chicken & biscuit.

Featuring Hit Songs:

“Finger-Lickin’ Rude”

“Use Once then Discard”

“Mildly Fragrant”

“Better than Moist”

Another great album cover (circa 1993) for the band Moist Towelette- this one would be also handsome at 7’x7′, displayed over the midcentury modern davenport.