Last week’s resale shoppe find: “HIS SEXIEST MUSKS,” vintage eau de toilets aged in a resale shoppe for maximum Muskiferousness.

Hey, insufficiently musky men, what’s your Musk Choice for TODAY?

“NEW MUSK” for when you want to smell NEWLY musky?

“BODman FRESH BLUE MUSK” the Musk with overtones of disinfectant and menthol cigarettes?

or “SKIN MUSK” the Musk that makes your Skin Musky?

Still available: $4 in Beulah, MI