A public service announcement; Every informed Detroiter knows to be wary of le sinistre et malveillant Nain Rouge.

Local Authorities have long suppressed the circulation of information on the subject because of the inevitable negative impact of a portentous screeching red dwarf on tourism, but there comes a time when the public good outweighs even the considerations of les commerçants et les hôteliers bourgeois, non?

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