Nitro von Borax

So! You want to TRADE in STOCKS because you’ve come to understand that the NADSACK and S’n’P 500 are the ONLY MARKET INDICATORS, not, for instance, what it costs at the Market or Bodega down the street.

NO! The only important thing is the stock market. If a potato costs $70 it’s immaterial

There are like @5k traded companies (out of hundreds of K) that COUNT in the US and they have ZERO to do with your life. 

GOOD LUCK SUCKER BETTING YOUR RETIREMENT ON THIS NONSENSE.

Without hyperbole, from jobs/careers in the service industry, I have seen hundreds of careful small 401K investors exsanguinated and sent to Walmart as greeters for retirement. Here’s how it works, OK?:

Easy, right? Dude you are never Peppermint Patty in this exchange

This is a fucking FREE FOR ALL, an oligarchy, which is to say, a Plutocracy. A system of governance ruled only by money, or, in other words, Pluto. AKA Satan. OK?