The Billionaire Shuffle

Is there anything as worthless as a billionaire
As they hunker in their bunkers
Breathing bottled air?
Is there anything surprising in their lack of care
As they snuffle down their truffles
And decline to share?

The things we can’t afford because of billionaires
Are subway fare, and polar bears,
and Medicare
And it’s tiresome to hear them once again declare
They need bailing, ’cause they’re failing
In their easy chairs

I don’t find this game appealing
I don’t trust the cards they’re dealing
The only rule is that they win
They’re shuffling the cards again:
Doin’ the Billionaire Shuffle


I regret we haven’t budgeted for billionaires
From the front lines and the coal mines
Where the pantry’s bare
And we’ve been rendered sick and tired in disrepair
As they feed upon their greed
On plates of laissez faire

We can’t breathe in this atmosphere of billionaires
All the loaning and the boning
Of the debonaire
We must strip them to their fancy silky underwear,
From their tuxes, and their bucks, as
They play solitaire.

04/24/2020

Eat the Rich

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2 responses to “The Billionaire Shuffle”

  1. Elizabeth Vasiu Avatar
    Elizabeth Vasiu

    Well written, expressing very true, unfortunate state of affairs! I think in addition to your own talents, you’ve inherited some of Grandpa Bill’s writing skills! I remember that he always wrote letters to us and his grandchildren, as I’m sure you’re aware. Hope your family is OK during this lockdown.

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    1. Nitro von Borax Avatar

      Aw, thanks! Grandpa Bill’s poetry, and his letters to the Editor of the Detroit Free Press, were certainly prime inspiration. We’re all fine here, with best wishes for your posse over there on the West Coast of MI!

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