“A Slim Volume of Worse” compiles poems, correspondences, and short expository prose pieces of a satirical nature. I guess. Selected works have frequently appeared for free as a public service here on nitrovonborax.com, and now here they are in their final, polished form: as a handsome adornment to your erudite bookshelf, I offer 233 pages of dysphoric hilarity, 36,629 words, for money. Please buy 1 copy for every friend you have, and 2 for each enemy.

What’s in it?

82 Heart-Healthy Ingredients:

1. My Doctor Sucks.
2. The Visitation
3. Work Diary Day 89,237
4. Internet Proposition 3,496
5. The Cap’n’s Wafers
6. Weird Dream
7. The Amazon’s Mouth
8. Parent Diary Day 1,243
9. The Druid
10. My Evil Twin
11. Intellectual Property 4,215: The Family Tub
12. Please Don’t Kill Us, Phyllis
13. Feel Kinda Weird, for Some Reason
14. Stolen Fruits
15. The New Equipment
16. 734
17. Internet Proposition 5,214
18. The Lament of the Spoons
19. Transformed
20. Southside Restaurant Review #1
21. Murgatroyd’s Edible Hats
22. Internet Proposition 7,298
23. There is a Man
24. Intellectual Property 5, 222: LatteBucket
25. Spacegirl & Caveman
26. Internet Proposition 12,651
27. Wayne Upon the Wooftop
28. So Here I Sit
29. Intellectual Property 6,534: Hospicetarian
30. Fat Ass on Couch
31. Anachro-Go-Go
32. Vegetable
33. Intellectual Property 7,110: Clown Porn
34. In Solemn Tribute to the Tortured and Exploited Action Figures of My Youth
35. Squidboy on the Ceiling
36. Every Creeping Thing
37. Dream Diary Entry 3,217
38. From the 34^th Floor
39. Disappointing and Creepy
40. Intellectual Property 9,937: PorFu
41. What God Likes
42. Intellectual Property 11,279: 7 People 1 Bathroom
43. Intellectual Property 24,005: Correspondence 2,146
44. Dog
45. Correspondence 4,111
46. Animal
47. Drugs
48. Not My Friend
49. The Cereal Killer’s Interior Monologue
50. Pharma-Go-Go
51. Gramourous
52. My Children Hate Dinner
53. Omnivore
54. The Way it Ends
55. Intellectual Property 25,011: The Kreekside Grille Jingle
56. Home Improvement Diary
57. Ready for Action
58. Ones and Zeroes
59. Sightseeing
60. Captain Sugarbeard
61. Internet Proposition 87,433
62. Dig that Giant Clam
63. Parent Diary Day 3,218
64. Work Diary Day 23,674
65. Dance of the Jungle Girl
66. Intellectual Property 32,323: Hobo Couture
67. Vomit Boy
68. Southside Restaurant Review #2
69. She Found her Ex-Boyfriend’s Paintbrush
70. Karp’s Scoop ‘n’ Bake Frozen Gourmet Muffin Batter
71. My Mistake
72. Get ‘em While They’re Hot
73. 2 Similes and a Metaphor
74. Gas Station Rose
75. Internet Proposition 88,766
76. Kuru
77. Mechanically Separated Human
78. LAND OF THE GIANTS
79. Her Watery Lair
80. Notes from the Whine Cellar
81. A Pirate Poem
82. Rodent Station Number 9

Isn’t that enough for you, already? I should rather think it should be.

(Piggleyland’s still available, too)